Better Subtitles for Heirs

Guys, I have a confession to make.  Please don't e-punch me to the face or revoke our eternal kdrama-watching friendship, okay?  But I am having a reeeeeeeeally hard time getting through Heirs these days.

I love a good love triangle as much as the next gal, but seriously, this scared-face standoff has happened about forty times.  WE GET IT. 

So, you know how the full title for Heirs is actually Heirs: He Who Wears the Crown Must Endure Its Weight (or one of about forty variations on the same theme)?  Well, to stave off some of the boredom, Coco and I started to brainstorm some more apt subtitles for the show.  Here's what we have so far:

• Heirs: Rich People Are the WORST
• Heirs: He Who Wears the Crown Probably Has Daddy Issues
• Heirs: First World Problems 
• Heirs: He Who Wishes to Get the Girl Must Lurk the Most
• Heirs: Love Is the Moment. And the Moment Is Usually Uncomfortable
• Heirs: No Event Is Too Small for Dramatic Music
• Heirs: There's No Such Thing As an Ugly Sweater
• Heirs: "I Don't Love You" Means "Hug Me Extra Hard"
• Heirs: Poor People with Awesome Phones

And finally, my personal favorite:

• H.E.I.R.S.: Hoping Everything Isn't Repeatedly Sucky

On an unrelated note, this is why I roll my eyes quite a bit less when I watch Marry Him If You Dare:

What alternate titles would you give Heirs?  Am I a crazy person, or is anyone else having a hard time sticking with this drama?  If I AM a crazy person, can we still be kdrama friends?